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Mark Saltveit

Writing -- Standup Comedy -- Film/Video

"To me, organized religion is like the world's biggest game of Telephone, where Jesus whispered "Love Your Neighbor", and Pat Robertson hears 'KILL FAGS!!'"

"So I've become a Taoist missionary. Which means I stay home and mind my own God-damned business."


Mark Saltveit
PO Box 10674
Portland, Oregon 97296

Clubs & Colleges:

The L.A. Improv, Hollywood
The Punchline, Sacramento
Hotel du Nord, Paris
The Ice House Annex, Pasadena
Harvey's Comedy Club, Portland
Laughs, Bellevue WA
The Punchline, San Francisco
Cobb's, San Francisco
The Comedy Underground, Tacoma WA
Tommy T's Comedy House, Concord
The Comedy Underground, Seattle
Laughs, Bellevue WA
Rooster T. Feather's, Sunnyvale
MJ Barleyhopper's, Lewiston ID
Dante's Nightclub, Portland OR
Cadillac Ranch Casino, Longview WA
Brickwall Comedy Club, Spokane
Jimmy G's Casino, Olympia WA
The End Zone, Oakland
Geoffrey's Inner Circle, Oakland
Josie’s Cabaret, San Francisco
Belrose Dinner Theater, San Rafael
Sweetriver Saloon, Santa Rosa & Eureka
Paradise Lounge, San Francisco
Modesto Junior College, Modesto CA
Sidelines, Modesto CA

Corporate Clients:

Oregon Society for Association Management, Oregon State Bar, Oregon Minority Lawyers Association, Missouri Scholars Program